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Simon Michael
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Only in Ireland...



hmmm, should we be embarrassed or proud of this??! lol!!

Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance

Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Ireland... 142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing
all pins from new shirts

Only in Ireland... 58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers

Only in Ireland... 13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their
Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

Only in Ireland... Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year
after cracker pulling accidents

Only in Ireland... 101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet

Only in Ireland... 18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth

Only in Ireland... A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth

Only in Ireland... 5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars

AND finally

Only in Ireland... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet!.....NICE!!!
 

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i would hate to see a list of english or americans :whistle::whistle::box:
 
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