An interview with Walter Mitty nav_rallysport
Q:"So Neil what do you do for a living?" A:"I work for my fathers Fork Lift truck company,aye all the big stuff 10 tonners upwards ,steel stock holders,shipyards etc,we are always in competition with Barry Groundwater up here in Aberdeen,undercutting each other,bet Barry and I get on very well"
Real answer ,Neil Has been unemployed for several months and his Father has never owned a company and is retired from the oil industry.
Q:"Rallying is expensive ,you must of spent a few bob in the last few years?"A:"Aye last year I spent £30k of my own money,I always pay the entry fees and fuel as I know how expensive it is to run a car"
Real answer,Neil has left debts were ever he has rallied and owes several drivers money,as for fuel ,his stock pile of Race fuel in Aberdeen is non existant and is always with a courier firm.
Q:"So Neil with all your experience what type of pace notes do you prefer?A: "Numbers allday easy to read and write"
Real answer ,Neil cannot read or write any notes, and stuggles with the English language .
Q:"Which rally cars do you prefer?" A:WRC Sean my regular Driver from Ireland has a WRC Escort and its quick,I also like Subarus as I have an Impreza Turbo road car"
Real answer,he sat in a WRC car once ,and he dosen't own a road car.
Q:"What equipment would you recommend to take on a rally"A:"Not a lot those trip things arent needed,maybe just a stopwatch and a pen"
Real answer Neil cant use a trip,his stopwatch is a bedside clock (digital) his pen got lost under his seat,but he did retreive his pen when he found the roadbook that he lost under the seat for two stages.
This is an insight into the mad world of Neil Foulkes ,his father has asked me to post this information on the internet ,on as many sights as possible,as he has had enough of him,Neil was last seen in Edinburgh,but has since dissapeared.I could write alot more ,most of it is unbelievable,and I hate typing,I hope this helps someone else from being stiched up!!! Colin